Fair Warning

These are the Rules

PRIVACY POLICY/COOKIES We track visitors using third-party applications.  We don’t store info on specific visitors.  We don’t pay for this service, so whatever Statcounter/Sitemeter or whoever lets us see for free is all the info there is about specific visitors or visits.  Basically, we see some viewing habits about the last 100 visitors. After they roll off, we’re just left with numbers so we know what is popular.

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COPYRIGHT NOTICE Asphalt Valhalla and Car Geek Central are ™ and all original content posted here is copyright 2017-2019 Larry Thorson Media.  OTHER IMAGES are licensed to me by the original copyright holder (e.g., Messenger Puppet Media,, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED by me and any such licensor. Any other image or content is here under Fair Use or a Creative Commons license.

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From time to time we whore ourselves out allow sponsored or guest-written content.  If a post is tagged  ”Fistful of Dollars,” I have been promised (and hopefully have or will receive) cash money for it, or otherwise allowed it for some third party’s benefit.


We welcome posts and photography from  the big world of people who are not us. As long as it is not spam, SEO gibberish, stupid or stolen (or otherwise illegal), we’ll probably run it.  All editorial decisions are final.  We do not make substantive changes to submissions, but reserve the right to insert links, internal or otherwise as we see fit.   We make no claim and take no responsibility for such third-party content.