Big Blue Devil: Little Blue Pill

Why do you only see old guys driving ZR1s?   Let's think about this:

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1

So maybe it's not cash.  Let's think some more:

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1

QED, right?  Not so fast, my friend..

It takes an hour for Viagra to kick in. Hookers charge by the hour, if your balls are so blue you go off the map for nookie. A ZR1 has a top speed of 205 mph.  If you have the hooker, and pop the pill in the parking lot (with a Red Bull just for laughs and your own supercharging), a full speed blast gets you to the beach in 63 minutes.  No candy ass garden variety Ferrari is going to do that.  With luck and a tailwind, you only pay for three hours, since the beach part will take all of about 30 seconds.