We should have nuked the 1980s
Reason 412 to hate the 1980s: Full size GM cars introduce "shrinkage."
Take a "free test dive of the new 1985 Electra!" ad to your Century Buick/local Buick dealer for a "free" "test drive" of the new 1985 Buick Electra. Except:
Your local Buick dealer: You're under 60. Savage Henry: And? Your local Buick dealer: This one in the showroom is our only one we have. SH: And? Your local Buick dealer: Ir will cost us $40 to detail it and put it back. SH: And? Your local Buick dealer: You're fucking stoned, and you're leaking Doritos and Twizzlers out of your jacket. SH: And? I swear this won't end like that Doctor Gonzo freak and the Cougar. Your local Buick dealer: Just get the fuck out of here. *dials 911*