We should have nuked the 1980s

1985 Buick Electra Park Avenue Reason 412 to hate the 1980s: Full size GM cars introduce "shrinkage."

Take a "free test dive of the new 1985 Electra!" ad to your Century Buick/local Buick dealer for a "free" "test drive" of the new 1985 Buick Electra. Except:

Your local Buick dealer:  You're under 60. Savage Henry:  And? Your local Buick dealer:  This one in the showroom is our only one we have. SH:  And? Your local Buick dealer:  Ir will cost us $40 to detail it and put it back. SH:  And? Your local Buick dealer:  You're fucking stoned, and you're leaking Doritos and Twizzlers out of your jacket. SH:  And?  I swear this won't end like that Doctor Gonzo freak and the Cougar. Your local Buick dealer:  Just get the fuck out of here. *dials 911*

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