Best Damn Fairmont Ever
The Best Damn Fairmont blurb doesn't technically apply. Gingerman had one (green with a tan interior covered entirely by one sheet of shitty cheap plastic - even the seats). Hummelberg had a newer black one with a T-roof (which acted like a torsion bar, the car was so flexy without its roof on). Both were shitboxes compared to mine, but compared to IIs, and dorky Fairmonts, they were friggin awesome. God, were we stupid.