Tony Zdeb Wants to Sell You This Car

1982 Ford Escort Hey everybody, it's the new Jan Brady! 5-door Ford Escort.  It's the first new car I ever test drove*, all $5,500 and no AC and no power anything of it.  It's like Don Seelye Ford supplied the stripped cars on The Price Is Right!  It took me 5 lights worth of stalling at Winchell and Stadium before I gave up on the whole clutch/gas/1st gear business.  But for that bit of karmic humility, I might have been Earnhardt-ed into buying it, which would have kept me from quitting my shitty job @ Burger King.  The horror... *on a public street.  Certain other conditions apply.