Tony Zdeb Wants to Sell You This Car
Hey everybody, it's the new Jan Brady! 5-door Ford Escort. It's the first new car I ever test drove*, all $5,500 and no AC and no power anything of it. It's like Don Seelye Ford supplied the stripped cars on The Price Is Right! It took me 5 lights worth of stalling at Winchell and Stadium before I gave up on the whole clutch/gas/1st gear business. But for that bit of karmic humility, I might have been Earnhardt-ed into buying it, which would have kept me from quitting my shitty job @ Burger King. The horror... *on a public street. Certain other conditions apply.