You Can't Spell "Scorpion stings all over would be preferable to this POS" without "Scorpio"
This is obviously a photoshop. Seriously. A "Merkur" (nee German Ford) Scorpio that:
- is not rusted out
- appears to have arrived under its own "power"
- has more than the owner looking at it - no one's laughing and pointing; no one's barfing
- has race parts? WTF?
What the fuck was 8 Barrel thinking, trading a Mustang GT for this. Oh wait. Kids. It could have been worse. It could have been a Ford Tempo.