You Can't Spell "Scorpion stings all over would be preferable to this POS" without "Scorpio"

1989 Merkur Scorpio

This is obviously a photoshop.  Seriously.  A "Merkur" (nee German Ford) Scorpio that:

  • is not rusted out
  • appears to have arrived under its own "power"
  • has more than the owner looking at it - no one's laughing and pointing; no one's barfing
  • has race parts?  WTF?

What the fuck was 8 Barrel thinking, trading a Mustang GT for this.  Oh wait.  Kids.  It could have been worse.  It could have been a Ford Tempo.