John McCain in happier days
- viagra's workin'
- still able to drive myself to the Boot Camp bar to liaison with Larry Craig
- rockin' the penis compensator that Lincoln Financial graft that cunt's my wife's money bought
- My friends in the oil industry love me for my 4 mpg.
Well, John, you can still live off your trophy wife's money, and the oil industry still loves you. It could be worse. You could have to listen to the vapid MILF you nominated, rather than just ogle her from afar and remember some of what it used to be like when you had nads.