Kill or be killed
Rest of planet: but wait, Dr. G. She is ahead of you.
Dr. G: What's your point? It's not 1980 Mustang 255 vs. Honda Civic.
OK, so if you want to get all technical, I did get briefly 1/2 beat out-accelerated by a Prius. Here is why it's still a kill:
- I stopped accelerating somewhere around the speed limit. She didn't.
- I spun my tires at the start, which was taken up as a challenge; I wasn't really trying, and I sort of toyed with her. She's the one that wanted to race, so I let her think she won. (Also, there is usually a cycle cop around there - you go ahead and flush him out, miss)
- I beat her to the next light anyway.
If you ain't first, you're last - Ricky Bobby
So there. Suck it, 7 year old Prius.