1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am. Yes, the name is long. What's really sad is that after spitting it out, the car still isn't up to 60, unless you started at 55. My cousin Al had one that he bought new.
Al: I will totally let you drive it sometime!
Me: What about to prom?!
Al's Dad: Girls, dancing, beer, speeding?! Crash, fornication, debauchery, death, hell?! Not happening!!!
Al (to Dad): You had me at "door dings."
Al (to self): Oh fuck no!
Al (to me):Sorry, it's a no, cuz