1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am

1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am

1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am

1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am. Yes, the name is long. What's really sad is that after spitting it out, the car still isn't up to 60, unless you started at 55. My cousin Al had one that he bought new.

Al:  I will totally let you drive it sometime!
Me: What about to prom?!
Al's Dad: Girls, dancing, beer, speeding?! Crash, fornication, debauchery, death, hell?! Not happening!!!
Al (to Dad): You had me at "door dings."
Al (to self): Oh fuck no!
Al (to me):Sorry, it's a no, cuz

1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am

1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am

Same color, but with t-tops (like the lower one). A 403 from an Oldsmobile Toronado with 200 hp, 3 spd auto and a 2.73 rear end. Yee-haw ! My Corolla would outsprint it. My Mustang would totally kick its ass. Neither would look as polyester leisure suit zoomy.