ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1979 Lincoln Versailles
In the 70s, everybody was on drugs. Exhibit A: The Ford Maverick/ Ford (no, nobody thinks it’s a fucking Mercedes) Granada/Mercury Monarch/ Lincoln ("pretend it’s completely unrelated") Versailles. All of these are ultimately based on the '60 Falcon. Classy! Who the hell thought this was a better idea? Who would be seen in it while sober?
Alternatively, the 1970s must have been a time of great vision into the future*, an ability just like Saruman or Darth Vader, because that tumor-like bulge in the trunk must surely be covering some 26” dubs (which were not even invented in 1979 - not even in study hall).
*This can be explained, again, by the drugs. How come nobody sold that shit at my school?