Riding Dirty

In the cat and mouse game between drivers inclined to observe the reasonable and prudent 80 mph 85th percentile speed on the highway and the arbitrary posted limit, the cops play dirty. Yeah, the Chargers they drive are almost as obvious as unmarked Crown Vics. Their camouflage is better executed. For example:

Civilian plates: CCN1570 is a civilian designation (ABC1234) Don't count on government plates to tip you off. Done count on AB-1234 fleet/commercial plates

If you get close enough to observe the telltale trunk antenna or the non-stock roof antenna, you're done for.

If you get close enough to observe the telltale trunk antenna or the non-stock roof antenna, you're done for.

Civilian wheels: no more black steelies with a chrome hubcap.

The windows are tinted, so don't count on seeing the partition or the window bars.

The windows are tinted, so don't count on seeing the partition or the window bars.

Darrell the cop (or whatever his name is) goes one further. Dick. You cant even trust the windshield. Plus, if you're looking at a slightly cut-off* sticker, you're missing the cop lights/silhouette of cop lights above it.

Worst Uber ride you'll ever take.

Worst Uber ride you'll ever take.

*The cop claimed it was not impermissible because he cut off the bottom of it (As if. Where are you, Uber lawyers?)